Dudes at The Club

This past weekend I found myself at the "official" afterparty of my schools winter homecoming in hopes of a lil bump n grind with the few sexy that do actually go to the schools in Albany, only three letters describe what I found...W T F?!? First of all what happened to all the sexy??? The few that actually existed got disgusting and the ones who were already disgusting all somehow morphed into the Mucinex man. I understand winter blues came rolling and and we in a depression and all but guys put down the comfort foods and get your asses moving. This brings me to my second point. Yes, it is a hot ass club and yes, you have been moving all night. But what seriously makes you think any female wants some other dirty ass man's sweat all over her. Before a dude decides to violate a females perimeter...take a moment to allow ur self to dry off. Now to the third and most important point for all men in the club out there. Its been established that these dudes are nasty looking, they got hideous looking bodies and they drenched in man stank, so what makes any dude think grabbing any part of a female, whether it be hand, back, ass or what ever is going to get them any where. Get the F*** outta here!! You better got that Tysen Beckford body or Chris Brown face (on a side note C. Breezy can beat me any time) before I'm getting wit you. And believe me frome what I saw, there is a long way to go. Now fourthly, I understand "Pop Champagne" is one of the club songs of the moment, but come on...a couple of dudes holding plastic champagne flutes sharing a cheap bottle does not make you look hard! And on this topic of dudes flocking together, am I the only one who finds this trend a lil disturbing??? Never in my life have I seen men glue themselves together on the dancefloor, at the bar, in the corner...grr? Yea I kno, disturbing!! Now I can go on all night b/c lets face it, dudes now a dayz are rediculouz...so all I can say to all the ladies out there is just enjoy the night wit ur girlz n beware of these club dudes. xoxo